On the first day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the second day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the third day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, rooster-printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, YARD SALE UNDERWEAR, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, used unscented candles, YARD SALE UNDERWEAR, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, Zamfir pan flute 8-tracks, used unscented candles, YARD SALE UNDERWEAR, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, psyllium fiber capsules, Zamfir pan flute 8-tracks, used unscented candles, YARD SALE UNDERWEAR, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, orthopaedic sandals, psyllium fiber capsules, Zamfir pan flute 8-tracks, used unscented candles, YARD SALE UNDERWEAR, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, hot pink lawn flamingos, orthopaedic sandals, psyllium fiber capsules, Zamfir pan flute 8-tracks, used unscented candles, YARD SALE UNDERWEAR, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, advice from Bernie Madoff, hot pink lawn flamingos, orthopaedic sandals, psyllium fiber capsules, Zamfir pan flute 8-tracks, used unscented candles, YARD SALE UNDERWEAR, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my in-laws gave to me, a Peace Corps application, advice from Bernie Madoff, hot pink lawn flamingos, orthopaedic sandals, psyllium fiber capsules, Zamfir pan flute 8-tracks, used unscented candles, YARD SALE UNDERWEAR, some books I’ve never heard of, rooster printed dish towels, a coat ’cause I’m hot-natured, and a sweater that’s 3 sizes too small.
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